Wake him up by saying "HEY! Persephone is leaving you and Minthe is alive!" Band geeks,UNITE!!!!!(A/N: Minthe was one of his flirts and Persephone trampled her into the ground. a new plant, mint, grew where persephone smashed her)
Bonus points if you tell Persophone Hades is looking for her.
Talk about when Percy beat him.
Say Persophone cheated on him (so she's aloud to see other people and Hades isn't.
Tell him Percy hit Nico.
Tell him Nico is dating Thalia Samianthaan/Hula/Annie αστέρι
Tell Zeus that he started a war and make Zeus fight in the war then kill so many people that the underword overflow.
Ask him to talk about his childhood.
Bonus points if you say "Well mine ROCKED!!!" really loud really close to his face.
Extra bonus points if you make a song and a poem about her and make Charon read it over and over and over again. Then, Charon will forget the dead in the River Styx, waiting for him to give them a ride and the dead would be overflowing at the entrance of the Underworld. Hyugabyakugan12