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Hero Dies By The Attack Of A Kitty-Cat

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Crackfic Oneshot. Based off this, Endcat- [1] and this [2]. ENJOY IT OR YOU WILL DIE! TATN / Thalia! 08:51, February 14, 2010 (UTC)

Chapter One, The Only Chapter In This Short Story That's Meant To Amuse You.

It was a normal day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing.

I was on my way home from school.

I skipped along in my poofy skirt and Mary-Jane shoes, looking like a sl*t.

I saw a cute looking orange p*ssy cat.

I looked a lot like Wilfred Brimley, from the diabeetus ads.

"Oh, why hello there p*ssy cat." I held out my hand.

The p*ssy cat inched forwards.

I patted it's soft head.

It meowed and jumped up onto a pile of garbage cans.

It flew down and clawed my face off.

I was now dead and in The Fields Of Punishment.

They said I was there because I looked like a sl*t when I died.

I am now dead and this has not made any one laugh at all, has it?

The end. *Insert happy people here.*

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