Basically what the title says. Crackfic.

The Story

Luke was walking down the street when he saw a beached mackerel.

"Yummy!" he cried, and barbecued it.

He took out Backbiter and used it as a kabob, stabbing the mackerel.

He stuck it in his mouth.

However, Backbiter went too far in, and Luke stabbed himself.

Then he died.

The End

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