Crackfic. Sparrowsong 22:53, March 1, 2010 (UTC)
Zeus was very grumpy one day.
"Hermes!" he exclaimed. "Get me some chocolate! Right now!"
Hermes raised an eyebrow at his father.
"RIGHT NOW!" Zeus screamed.
Hermes ran for the fridge and got Zeus some chocolate.
Zeus took it from Hermes, not even saying "thank you." Suddenly, he doubled over in pain.
"I have cramps!" Zeus complained.
He got the call of nature and went to the bathroom.
"Hermes!" shouted Zeus. "I need a tampon!"
Hermes sighed and handed a tampon to his bitchy, PMSing father.